Questions
FAQ
Getting started
An AI league official that lives in your Discord server and roasts your fantasy football league every week. It reads your matchups and files a verdict on each one, in the voice of a disgraced ex-league official who takes the job far too seriously.
A Sleeper fantasy football league and a Discord server for it. You connect both once, and the Commissioner handles the rest.
No. One person, usually the commissioner, sets it up and pays. Everyone else just reads the verdicts in Discord. No accounts, no downloads for the rest of the league.
Platforms & data
Sleeper today. Yahoo and ESPN are coming. If you are on Sleeper, you are ready now.
Your league’s public data through Sleeper’s read-only API: rosters, matchups, and scores. That is what it needs to roast accurately.
No. The connection is read-only. The Commissioner cannot write to your league, change settings, or see anything Sleeper keeps private. It reads the box score and files its opinion. That is all.
Voice & intensity
As harsh as the level allows. Four levels, from a dry Performance Review to a full Lifetime Ban beatdown.
Yes. You set your league’s level when you configure it, and you can change it any time from your commissioner dashboard. The new level applies to every verdict that comes after.
It will not invent. Every verdict is built from what actually happened in your matchups. The Commissioner recasts your real results as hard as the facts allow, but it never fabricates a stat or an event to land a joke.
Draft & setup
Yes. The Commissioner runs an availability poll for your league, collects everyone’s free times, and helps you lock a draft time that works.
Every manager marks their availability in their own local time. The Commissioner resolves all of it to the same real moment behind the scenes, so a league spread across time zones sees one shared draft time, each in their own clock. No one has to convert anything.
Each manager gets a personal link posted in your Discord. They open it, mark when they are free, and submit. You see a combined view of the whole league’s availability and pick the time.
Yes. The commissioner can re-open the poll and choose a new time. Managers’ links update to the new draft time.
Discord
Only what it needs to post its verdicts in the channel you choose. It does not ask for anything beyond that.
Whichever one you point it at during setup. Most leagues give it their main chat or a dedicated channel.
Yes, any time, like any other Discord bot. Remove it from your server and it stops.
Billing
One NFL season, start to finish. Every weekly verdict, the finale, and the end-of-season awards, plus the draft scheduler and dues tracker. One payment, no subscription, no renewal.
No. The dues tracker is a ledger only. The Commissioner never collects, holds, or pays out league funds. It tracks who has paid so the commissioner has a clean record. The money itself stays between you and your league.
Refunds are handled under our refund policy.
The Season Pass covers one league for the season. A second league is a second pass.